Lucky Lotto

I feel like most people at some time or another has played the "what would you do if you won the lottery?" game...well i decided after a conversation with a friend about the lottery reaching $145 million dollars that i would buy 10 MegaMillion lottery tickets. For the two days i held the tickets prior to the drawing i thought of all the things i would do with the money:

1- buy a personalized bobble head of myself
2- fund the return of the hit tv show "dinosaurs"
3- travel to see if greenland is really icey and iceland is really green...if so use my wealth to correct that obvious mistake.

So the big night was last night. Now the way it works is 5 balls are chosen with numbers 1-50 or so written on them. so the numbers come up and let me say this with 10 tickets you would think that i would have at least a decent chance at a few numbers matching. I DID NOT EVEN GET ONE NUMBER RIGHT ON ALL MY TICKETS WITH THE WINNING NUMBERS! im not saying even in order! i mean not one number i had chosen on all 10 tickets was a number that was even chosen. I mean if there was a lotto for most wrong then i would be rich and powerful right now! and im talking burt reynolds rich and powerful.