So I decide to start a blog after seeing so many of my friends start them. I dont think I have particularly one theme or anything but more of a place where I will be posting advice, sports opinions and funny stories. Im big on sports so throw some topics at me and I feel like I have some good advice on relationships so feel free to submit questions but be sure to address me as Leon Phelps.
So i am a little slow to talk about the Oscars but i just started this blog so i am talking about it now. Now dont get me wrong i am pretty embarrassed to say that i even watched that garbage but when you have a girlfriend who is as into celebs as mine you have no choice. it is funny because watching the oscars ends up being the girlfriend getting all googly eyed for some guy on the red carpet or how bad some girl looks. then you get the questions that no guy knows how to answer:
1.) "oh my god isnt he soooo hot?"........babe how do i answer that? truth is to me he looks like a douche who got famous for being in a show where he is pretending to be a teenager at 30 and dances and sings like he had a sex change at a young age. "yeah he looks cool"...always safe
2.)"so what do you think of that girl"......."hot...but i mean if you are into that sortof thing...or well good looking but not close to as hot as you. you are like a ten she is like a 6 er 4." fail.....real answer is good lord a man can really appreciate the leave little to the imagination dress that she is wearing...ill be googling that image later.
Oscars shmoscars next year i am going to cut the power and have an accidental black out.
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